Hey everyone in this polluted depressing world. I just have some tips that have helped me get through a lot:
1) Don't eat gum on the road-TRUST ME!
2) Never try to walk on water
3) (MOST IMPORTANT!) DON'T GO WATER SKIING IN THE OCEAN 1 and up miles AWAY FROM SHORE!
4) Do not give a stalker you're email (never did, but anyway its a good tip)
5)If you are ever suck on a school related problem; or maybe you can't hammer a nail w/out breaking it; or anything that involves you getting REALLY pissed off; then just remember that you're not as stupid as this guy:



Sorry to all people who voted for Bush. I am not a total pervert, I'm only expressing my feelings.